I can't help myself...

(c) google.comYeah, April the first is today and all the main sites have their own April joke... But if there was an award it should go to google! They "invented" the TiSP, a broadband connection for free :) You just have to put a cable into the toilette, wait an hour until it reaches the "TiSP Access Node, where [the] Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into [their] global data networking system."

Imagine that: There are hundreds of PHDs in the canalization plugging in those cables from your toilette g

Best quotes are:

"We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward."

"Can I still use my toilet after installing TiSP? Do we look stupid?"

And if you got connection problems: "Please flush three more times, then check your online connection again. If you're still experiencing problems, drop eight mints into the bowl and add a two-liter bottle of diet soda."

And at the end the answer to the question why TiSP still is in beta phase: "When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that."