"And boredom hit him like a brick, exactly how a brick hits you he wasn't sure, as they don't have arms. However, he figured, if a brick could hit you, it would probably feel something similar to this. But it wasn't a brick, it was definitely boredom, after all, if a brick hit him it would be very unusual, and not at all boring, as bricks can't normally hit people, but this was boring, so, it probably wasnt a brick. Although by this time he was so bored that even if the Orient Express was running towards him at 100mph he would probably have been too bored to move, so, of course it could have been a brick disgused as boredom, he hadn't really taken much notice of what had actually hit him, except that it looked like boredom and felt like a brick, so, it may have been a brick pretending to be boredom, or even a boring brick. But, then realised that a brick actually hits you physically (except, of course that it has no arms, maybe it uses it's tail? but there was no tail), well, this wasnt physically, more a mental hitting, maybe a brick with ESP? Anyway, boredom hit him, and he decided that it was nothing like a brick, more like a large herring, but how a herring hits you he wasnt sure, as it doesn't have arms...'" Unknown author. -- I like the text very much. Google didn't gave out any positive results on the text. The file was named Sebastian.txt so I guess some Sebastian might have sent it sometime ago to me. Thanks Sebastian :)